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Spooky Stories in 9 Words or Less

There are just a few combinations of words that will always send shivers down your spine as a college student.It’s like hearing that blood-curdling screech of your alarm in the morning. While non-students may not understand, we’re sure you’ll get each and every one of these super short spooky stories.

And the professor said there’s no extra credit”

“The party is free with student ID… before 7”

“Noon kickoff.”

“I right-swiped you on accident”

“The event didn’t even have free food”

“The game is delayed because of weather”

“Anybody wanna go to Morrill for dinner?”


“Let’s go to Big Bar tonight”

“Let’s go to Bulls tonight”

“Michigan beats Ohio State in a stunner!”

“Today’s class is gonna run a little long”

“Mandatory floor meeting… five minutes from now.”

“Both the textbook and attendance are mandatory”

“I’ll be honest… this class isn’t gonna be easy.”

“Alright, everyone, turn in your homework now”

“No alcohol permitted on the premises”

“Hi! Can I interest you in joining…”

“This exam is worth 50% of your grade”

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The Giveaway

The redhead in the Michigan State sweatshirt I sat across from in Thompson today (2/14). If you don’t already have one, I’d love to be your Valentine.

I hate the people that loudly chew their food or smack their gum in the middle of class, I literally hope you get a terrible sunburn, a million paper cuts, and then dunked in a pool of lemon juice

Where are all the cute redheads at?

NOT people who open containers of tree nuts in open places. Seriously, people are DEATHLY allergic to them. Not just if they eat them, but also if they have contact with their oils or she’ll them. If your hungry, open a bag of potato chips. Don’t put a whole population at risk.

The hot redhead chick from the Wendy’s commercials a few years ago

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