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Police Raid Too’s Right As Jon White Finally Goes On

From the perspective of a 21 year old who generally hates everyone younger than me, the fact that police officers raided Too’s on the last night of its existence RIGHT AS JON WHITE CAME ON STAGE is an outrage. 

Those 18-20 year olds who are technically 22-24 in the state of Illinois had to suffer through waiting outside in a long line to binge drink starting at 6 a.m. on a Monday only to year continuous hours of country music from two guys who honestly looked like the same person.

Not that those guys weren’t good people, I’m sure they are very nice people, but they kept getting everyone’s hopes up that Jon would come on stage and then continuing to play country music for another hour.

Rude.

But finally, at 12 a.m. Jon came on, giving everyone inside the bar reason to celebrate and those peering in the bar from the door reason to wish they were us. 

Then the undercover came in, immediately sending half of the bar to the door. While many thought their last night of Too’s may be spent forcefully grabbing Jon or passed out on the poll table or crying at the bar, the entire state of Illinois left Too’s running. And, after hours of listening to country music, they did not deserve that.

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