Overheard at OSU: Formal Recruitment Edition

If you missed rush at OSU this year, don’t worry, we’ve got you covered! We overheard some conversations that sum up the experience pretty spectacularly. If you’ve ever wanted to be a fly on the wall, rushed, thought about rushing, watched a movie with a sorority in it, or eaten a gyro then keep reading.

“I hate class ranks. They’re so bad for your self
esteem. . . but, you know, I was #32 in my class.

“My roommate is a sex addict, but I think she’s starting to grow on me.”

Girl 1: “Adam Driver is absolutely not hot.”
Girl 2: “You’re wrong.”

“I am going to law school at Oxford after college because I am related to Mary, Queen of Scots.”
*It is worth noting that this girl spoke in a British accent the entire time and then was discovered to be from Columbus.
Someone in my chapter WENT TO HIGH SCHOOL WITH HER. *

*Sorority sister fixing rug*
“I don’t want anyone to trip over this and die.”
*Girl rushing*
“If I die here, do I get a bid?

“My dog and I liked to eat edibles and smoke weed together. I think it made his last days on earth more enjoyable.”

“My boyfriend broke up with me to take Tana Mongeau to prom.”

“There was a dead animal in our heater, so coming to all of these houses is a breath of fresh air.”