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Lawful, Neutral, Chaotic: People of the Spring Game

NEUTRAL GOOD: Young Buckeye Fans

Photos by David Heasley.

“Dad, why do all of these people around us keep saying bad words?”

TRUE NEUTRAL: Stadium Police

“Please don’t throw up on the person in front of you, and refrain from hitting your JUUL inside the stadium, and we won’t bother you.”

NEUTRAL EVIL: Drunk Students

“No, no, there are totally assigned seats for this game, and you’re in the wrong one, so move down. See, my ticket says row 8009, seat 510 —oh wait, that’s just my BuckID. What team are we playing against today again?” 

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LAWFUL GOOD: The Pep Squad

“Watch us flip and show off our push-ups! We cheer for everyone today!”

LAWFUL NEUTRAL: Brutus Buckeye

*Smiles forever, punches own head, and claps*

LAWFUL EVIL: Block O

“We’re just here to support our Buckeyes in a fun and loving manner, but also RIP THEIR FUCKING HEADS OFF!”

CHAOTIC GOOD: Ryan Day

“We make an event out of the Spring Game so the other teams know we are a threat. More wins for the Buckeyes means more wins for me—I mean Buckeye Nation.”

CHAOTIC NEUTRAL: Football Players

“We get to show off today; since it’s Buckeyes vs. Buckeyes, we win either way. I didn’t mean to hurt your arm bro, get back up and shake if off.”

CHAOTIC EVIL:Drunk Tailgaters

“BUCKEYE NATION BABY, LET’S GO!”

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