Over the weekend, a travesty occurred. An unspecified football team won a conference matchup by 59 points and still moved down in the rankings.
The coach of the team, upon hearing this news, could only be heard muttering “Well, I guess 60 must be the magic number, then…”
In related news, a team that won its game by only 5 points and allowed over 500 yards of offense moved up to the No. 1 spot. The unspecified team has certainly been impressive all season and was able to beat an impressive opponent, but here’s the thing: They gave up 500 yards of offense and over 40 points, won their game by a measly five points and still were able to move above the team that won by 59 and allowed only 14 points total.
Crazy world, we live in, huh?