It’s Libra season, folks! That means it’s time to align those chakras, get your schedule figured out, and start that hunt for love before cuffing season hits full swing. Basically, darling, it’s time to get your sh*t together. Don’t worry too much, though.
I’m here to give you the deets and spooky treats for your sign this month!
Virgo (AUGUST 23-SEPTEMBER 23)
Money, money, money! It’s time to focus on money! Be prepared for some unexpected expenses this month, Virgo. That sounds a little stressful, doesn’t it? Don’t worry. You’ll still have enough to buy some sweet Graveyard Gruel to celebrate Halloween this year!
Libra (SEPTEMBER 24-OCTOBER 23)
Happy birthday, Libra! You’ve got a lot to celebrate this month. Your creative projects are going well, and towards the end of the month, love is coming your way! It’s time for you to thrive and have some fun with Peach Candy Corn Cocktails.
Scorpio (OCTOBER 24-NOVEMBER 22)
PASSIONATE, STUBBORN, RESOURCEFUL
You’re definitely stressed this month, Scorpio. Your birthday is so close and yet so far. Still, you shouldn’t let that stand in the way of your dreams. Show the world what you’re made of! You got this! If you need some liquid courage, try an Old Widow.
Sagittarius (NOVEMBER 23-DECEMBER 21)
OPTIMISTIC, GENEROUS, ADVENTUROUS
It may seem early, Sags, but now would be a great time to start prepping for next year. You’ve got a lot of ideas and your creativity is on high gear this month. Put it to good use. Like a lot of signs right now, the end of this month is looking good for romance. Take that potential lover out and share a Poisoned Apple Pie.
Aquarius (JANUARY 21-FEBRUARY 19)
It’s time for a new adventure, Aquarius. You’re looking for emotion this month, whatever that means. Go out and find what you’re looking for. For bonus emotion, get smashed on a few Goodbye Kitties. I’m sure that’ll give you a good boost into the passion (drama) that you’re craving.
Pisces (FEBRUARY 20-MARCH 20)
Everyone is craving some intimacy this month and Pisces, you are not going to be left out. Put your detective skills to work and find someone to connect with. Love isn’t the only thing you’re looking for, though. You want to get a little deeper this month. Analyze your thoughts, moods, emotions. Maybe you’ll find some answers. Maybe you just need more Berry Scary Spritz in your life. Either way, I hope you find what you’re looking for.
Aries (MARCH 21-APRIL 19)
Ooooh, baby, you’re trying too hard to be independent right now. Chill out, Aries. Romance is going to be a hit for you this month, but maybe keep an eye on your other relationships. There may be some snakes in the grass. Have a Snakebite and cut those bad relationships off.
Taurus (APRIL 20-MAY 20)
This month is going to be good for you, Taurus. Your life feels like it’s all put together and there are some exciting opportunities coming your way on both the work and love fronts. Grab those opportunities by the horns (Ha, horns. Get it?) and treat yourself to a caramel old-fashioned.
Gemini (MAY 21-JUNE 21)
October is going to be busy, busy, busy for Gemini. This month is supposed to be all about balance, but finding it is going to be hard for you. What’s more important to you? Love? Work? Self- care? Mull that question over while sipping on a Ghoulish Gin-Ger Ale.
Cancer (JUNE 22-JULY 22)
Communication is the name of the game this month, Cancer. We all know that you can be a little emotional, but if you don’t keep your friends and lovers in the loop this month, issues will arise. You and your people can have a nice little chat about how you’re feeling over a couple shots of Zombie Apocalypse.
Leo (JULY 23-AUGUST 22)
The beginning of this month is about you and your dreams, Leo. Don’t let them scare you. The second half of the month is about appreciating those around you. Show some of that famous love and affection to those close to you. Maybe treat them to some spooky Black Cauldrons?
Capricorn (DECEMBER 22-JANUARY 20)
If you work hard this month, Caps, you could see some special rewards and attention coming your way. A lot of things are going to start making sense by the end of this month, so be patient. Maybe a few extra Bat-Tito Bites will help clear things up for you.