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Drunk Zodiac Signs: February

Y’all still keeping up with those New Year’s Resolutions? I bet the Virgos have! Everyone else, don’t fret. You can still stay on a roll and grow how you planned to this year. Hopefully, these horoscopes will give you some ideas for how to dodge any resistance to your success. (And we’ve got some lovey-dovey cocktails for the St. Valentine’s this month, too.) Cheers!

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Original, uncompromising

That thing that was bothering you all January should fizzle out soon, Aquarius. Thankfully, this month will be showering you with peace. If you keep your head on straight, your work will work itself out. Surround yourself with others this month, and help them find the peace that you’re experiencing. Your drink this month is: The English Rose

How to: Mix 3⁄4 oz. apricot brandy, 1 1⁄2 oz. gin, 3⁄4 oz. dry vermouth, 1 tsp. grenadine, and 1⁄4 tsp. lemon juice. Rim the glass with sugar.



Independent, disciplined

Your goals are there for the taking, Capricorn, whatever they may be. Like many of the signs this month, your emotions will want to take the lead. Finding a balance between trusting your gut and letting your emotions run wild is key. You’ve got the ability, so put it to work. You are not dependent on others to find success right now. You’ve got this. Your drink this month is: The Romance

How to: Mix equal parts Tia Maria (worth the splurge), Irish cream, crème de cacao. This should be about 3⁄4 oz. each. Add 1 oz. of heavy cream.



Affectionate, empathetic

Aggressive! Aggressive! Beeeeee aggressive! You deserve to achieve your professional goals, Pisces. With a little self confidence, you’ll reach them. Everything is yours if you just reach out and take it! Take it! If you get some momentum going, you’ll be on a roll. Boom. Boom. Boom. Check everything off of your to-do list. Your drink this month is: Soft Love Cocktail

How to: Mix equal parts crème de bananas, cherry vodka, and heavy whipping cream. Add 1 tsp. grenadine. Add mixture to a shaker with ice. Shake well. Move to glass.



Dynamic, competitive

The planets declare that this month is time for Aries to THRIVE. This month will show growth and success as long as you keep your head up. It’s also going to be busy, busy, busy for you, Aries. Career goals are your main focus right now, and the best way forward is to look back and to avoid past mistakes. Now is a good time to start something new. Your drink this month is: The Pomegranate Martini

How to: Mix 1 oz. vodka or gin, 1⁄2 oz. orange curaçao, and 3 oz. or pomegranate juice. Garnish with pomegranate seeds for funsies.


APRIL 20- MAY 20

Dependable, sensual

Travel sounds nice this time of year, doesn’t it, Taurus? If you’re going to go, go now. Meanwhile, you’ve let go of past ties. You’re free right now to do whatever you put your mind to. Do not concede to the opinions of others. Maybe it’s just that time of year, but you’ve got the future on your mind. Allow new opportunities to fill your free time. Your drink this month is: Creamy Chocolate Raspberry Cocktail

How to: Use 1 oz. Chambord, 1 oz. chocolate liqueur, 1 1⁄2 oz. vanilla vodka, and 1 oz. of half- and-half. Mix together to make a creamy and delightful cocktail.


MAY 21-JUNE 21

Versatile, curious

Oof. Unlike some of the other signs, you’re going to be held back this month. Mercury is in retrograde (again), and it doesn’t really like to play fair. Now is the time to be cautious when it comes to your future aspirations. In the meantime, collect yourself and treat yo’ self. Indulge this month, especially toward the end, and you’ll feel ready to work when Mercury finally gets its shit together. Your drink this month is: Not So Innocent Cocktail

How to: 2 cups of rum, 1 cup of maple simple syrup, 1 cup fresh lemon juice, and 2 cups of apple cider make a wonderful treat to share.



You’ve got momentum going now, Cancer, so whatever you’re doing, keep doing it. This month is promising to be lively, so give into the cheer a little bit. Networking is the word of the month and will help you find the right next steps. Unfortunately, there will be some give-and-take this month. You may have to relinquish some independence in order to hold onto some relationships. Your drink this month is: The Boulevardier

How to: Mix 1 oz. sweet vermouth, 1 oz. Campari, and 1 1⁄2 oz. rye whiskey. Stirred, not shaken. Garnish with cherry or orange.



Dramatic, confident

Dude, I know you feel stuck right now, but progress is coming. Decide which endeavors are most important to you and pursue them relentlessly. You may have to rely on others during this time in order to succeed, but that won’t be a challenge. Family is important right now. Keep those bonds strong. Right now is the time to put others first. Your drink this month is: Kiss on the Lips Cocktail

How to: Blend 1 1⁄2 oz. peach schnapps, 5 oz. mango chunks, and 2 cups of ice. Drop a tablespoon of grenadine into the bottom of a glass, and pour the blended mixture on top of this to thrive, baby.



Loyal, analytical

Focus is your friend. The right next steps are important to you, so give them all you’ve got. You’ll need to find a balance between work and pleasure this month, so as much as you want to succeed, remember to find time for your relationships. Action and emotion need to find an agreement before you can find success. Your drink this month is: The Strawberry Blonde Cocktail

How to: Gently stir 1 oz. vodka, 2 oz. cherry brandy, and a dash of cream in a glass. Fill the rest of the glass with Coca-Cola. Garnish with strawberry.



Social, fair-minded

Well, someone’s extra popular this month. You’re getting some well-deserved attention, Libra. Bask in it. Family and spirituality are the big focus this month for you. Inner peace might be hard to find. You’ve got a bunch on your plate right now, so you will have lots to distract yourself with, but strive to keep working on yourself as well. Your drink this month is: The Pink Lady

How to: You’ll need 1 1⁄2 oz. gin, 1/2 applejack, 1⁄2 oz. lemon juice, an eggwhite, and a couple dashes of grenadine. Shake well. Use a cherry for garnish.



Passionate, stubborn, resourceful

Don’t let your emotions get the better of you, Scorpio. Yeah, I know. It’s hard. Focus on personal growth instead of professional this month. Try to breathe. Cooperation is necessary right now and your anger will only make matters worse. Hone your energy into athletics in your free time. Run some of that anger out. Your drink this month is: Sex in the Driveway Cocktail

How To: Combine butter, pumpkin butter, pumpkin pie spices, and brown sugar together. Mix with dark rum & top with whipped cream.



Optimistic, generous, adventurous

Ooh, you’ve got ENERGY this month, Sagittarius. Use it to create, not destroy. Your heightened emotions will help you find a balance of self. Do what makes you happy. Let opportunity find you. As long as you reign in your wild side this month, you’ll find peace in the balance of things. Your drink this month is: The Love Bite

How to: For this shot, you’ll need 1 oz. cherry liqueur, 1 oz. orange liqueur, and 1 oz. cream. Super simple.

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