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Drunk Zodiac Signs: DEC

It’s the most intoxicated time of the year! I can’t think of a better way to end the decade than with a great, drunk Sagittarius Season. It’s time for getting together with loved ones, celebrating holidays, and getting completely shitfaced. Finish out the year with true Sagittarius energy. Use that enthusiastic, optimistic, adventure-is-out-there attitude to end the decade with a bang!

Sagittarius

NOVEMBER 23-DECEMBER 21

Optimistic, generous, adventurou

Sweet Birthday Baby! You have so much potential energy right now! Ride that wave and take every opportunity. Celebrate with a Cherry Bomb Fizz Cocktail! Your creativity is bursting and you have so many things on your to-do list, but with Saturn in retrograde, proceed with caution. Let your head stay in the clouds, but keep those feet on the ground, Sag. Romance is also in the air with the holidays rolling around, so make sure that mistletoe is ready.

How To: Mix some sparkling wine and maraschino liqueur in your glass. Splash a cherry in there and you’ve got yourself a sparkling treat.

Aries

MARCH 21-APRIL 19

Dynamic, competitive

Ooh, baby, are you stressed! A lot of challenges are popping up this month. It is a crazy time and you need to take a second for yourself or else that tension is going to poison your endeavors. Be self-aware and try to cut back on the intimidation. You’re scaring people. Have a Snowflake Martini and calm down.

How To: A generous mix of white chocolate liqueur, vodka, and heavy cream. Sugar the edge and stick a lemon wedge on there.

Leo

JULY 23-AUGUST 22

Dramatic, confident

Time management is your big goal this month. You’re stressed, but a lot of things will work out for you if you push through and hold onto your charm. Be aware of the people you surround yourself with. The insecurity of others can hurt you. Put others first this month and show some of that famous Leo love. End the month with celebration and some Jingle Juice.

How To: Fill up your glasses with cran-apple juice, red moscato, prosecco, vodka, cranberries, and mint leaves.

Capricorn

DECEMBER 22-JANUARY 20

Independent, disciplined

Sag energy is filling the holiday air and you’ll be ready to use that enthusiasm boost optimistically. It’s the end of the year, so there may be a lot of stress around you. Now is the season for you to take a deep breath and rebuild. The romance that you’re looking at this season is the self-love kind of romance. (Lizzo plays in the background.) It’s time for a focus on only you (and maybe a couple glasses of Gingerbread Eggnog).

How To: Mix up some eggnog, Kahlua, vodka, and ground ginger! Add in some cinnamon sugar on the rim for extra sweetness.

Taurus

APRIL 20- MAY 20

Dependable, sensual

You’ll start the holidays off right with some good news, Taurus! Money might be an issue in the coming days, so try not to make any rash decisions. New choices will land in your lap for romance, but think each one through before committing. Why commit to a person anyway when you could just snuggle up with a Dirty Snowman Cocktail?

How To: Bailey’s, hot chocolate, and a pint of vanilla ice cream with make a SWEET, alcoholic and frozen drink.

Virgo

AUGUST 23-SEPTEMBER 23

Loyal, analytical

Be prepared for the unexpected this month, Virgo. Keep flirting with your crush and mid-month, you might finally see some action. Trust your instincts both artistically and financially. Remember, nothing is permanent. You might as well have a third Merry Manhattan.

How To: Bourbon, vermouth, and bitters need that spiced simple syrup to give it an extra festive vibe.

Aquarius

JANUARY 21- FEBRUARY 19

Original, uncompromising

The time is NOW to put yourself out there, Aquarius. You’ve got the mental and physical strength to kick ass at whatever you set your heart on. Love is also here for you. Let those walls down and surrender to love when it comes for you. Try to avoid jealousy. It’s not worth it. Ya know what is worth it, though? A Peppermintini.

How To: Line the rim of your martini glass with crushed candy canes. Mix peppermint schnapps, vodka, and half-and-half cream.

Gemini

MAY 21-JUNE 21

Versatile, curious

Moderation, Gemini, is your friend. Stop being so cynical and analytical and just let it all go this month. Jump into romance. Plan a getaway. Be honest. Hold nothing back. Mid- month might get a little weird for you, but hold on and you’ll pull through with some liquid courage (in the form of a Spiced Sugar Cookie Cocktail).

How To: Blend Vanilla, Irish Cream Liqueur, and Amaretto to create this spiced and sweet beverage!

Libra

SEPTEMBER 24-OCTOBER 23

Social, fair-minded

Maintaining balance is very important right now. You’re feeling playful and someone you love wants to share that with you. You could also share a Salted Caramel White Russian. You know, for fun. Communication is key this month and will help you through some awkward moments. Your creativity is flowing, so if you have the chance, you should show it. Fight vagueness.

How To: In a glass full of ice, combine vodka, coffee liqueur, cream and caramel sauce.

Pisces

FEBRUARY 20-MARCH 20

Affectionate, empathetic

It’s time to take a (small) step back from your responsibilities. Your career is very important to you right now, but also yourself to take a breather from other distractions in your life. Group projects are going to face a rollercoaster this month. Buckle up, buttercup. Make your romantic moves toward the beginning of the month or it might be too late. Woo your lover with some Candy Cane Cocktails.

How To: Mix together some vanilla rum, white chocolate liqueur, peppermint schnapps. Add a candy cane for garnish.

Cancer

JUNE 22-JULY 22

It’s time for some self-reflection, Cancer, before you jump into any long-term commitments. As per usual, your emotions are being sort of EXTRA, so introspection is important. Insecurity in your relationships will create obstacles if you don’t deal with it now. Heal your heart and show forgiveness to others. Maybe they’ll appreciate you enough to pay for your Holiday Mule.

How To: Vodka, ginger beer, cranberry juice, and some rosemary add a little something festive to this classic drink.

Scorpio

OCTOBER 24-NOVEMBER 22

Passionate, stubborn, resourceful

Yes. Mercury will be in retrograde. Yes. It may cause some issues, but you’re strong. You got this, Scorpio. Don’t be a big spender this month or else your wallet will regret it. Be ready for anything and try everything this month. Towards the end of the month, you may need to clarify some relationships. Spice things up with some Hot Pumpkin Buttered Rum.

How To: Combine butter, pumpkin butter, pumpkin pie spices, and brown sugar together. Mix with dark rum & top with whipped cream.

Cam Deville

Cam Deville

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