1870 Mag

Drunk Zodiac: September

The moons and suns and stars are at play again and…wait, suns and stars are the same thing. Whatever they are, they’re working the wide open outer space again, and they’re controlling all of your thoughts, emotions, and heart strings. (Am I understanding the zodiac right?) For whatever it is that astrology means for you, 1870 is here to pair a drink with your fast-approaching destiny. Trust me, you can definitely trust us. Cheers!

Virgo (August 23 – September 23)

Conflict is coming. You know what you want, but there will be challenges to face before you get it. There are going to be a lot of changes coming at you too, so get ready. You need to have your head in the game, but you might also need to drown your sorrows in multiple bottles of your favorite red wine.

Libra (September 24 – October 23)

You’re feeling pretty impulsive this month, Libra. Things are going well, but don’t risk it. If you stay the course, everything will stay just as bountiful. You’re all about balance, especially this year, so get yourself a balanced martini.

Scorpio (October 24 – November 22)

You want change, Scorpio, but if you fight too hard this month, the changes that come won’t be good ones. You may find it hard to stay still, but appreciate what you have. Go for a bold change in your drink choice to get the itches out of your system: a bold, adventurous Vegas Bomb.

Sagittarius (November 23 – December 21)

The beginning of this month is going to be a struggle, leading you to become frustrated and restless. There are opportunities coming your way, though, so be patient. In the meantime, get yourself smashed on as much tequila as you can take.

Capricorn (December 22 – January 20)

Your popularity is skyrocketing, but work and other responsibilities will leave no time to bask in it. Lean on those that care about you and don’t overstress yourself. On your occasional night off, you’ll treat yourself to a sweet Sex on the Beach.

Aquarius (January 21 – February 19)

There is tension in your home life and demands from other relationships will only intensify the strain on you. Despite this, a resolution to many of your financial and work problems is coming. Use that extra cash cash money to buy yourself a Painkiller (the drink, not the drug) to ease some of that tension.

Pisces (February 20 – March 20)

You’ll be tempted into excess this month. Finances are bountiful and you’ll be eager to spend, but if you act too impulsively, the changes that are coming will hit hard. Either way, you deserve a Sidecar… or two (or five).

Aries (March 21 – April 19)

Relationships are important to you and this month, you should show the people that you love that you care about them. However, the second half of the month is for alone time, Aries. Share your daiquiris, but keep most of the rum to yourself.

Taurus (April 20 – May 20)

The beginning of this month requires compromise, Taurus. A big change is coming and you have to be ready. Start the pregame with some Jell-O shots to have the most “productive” night.

Gemini (May 21 – June 21)

This month is a time for new beginnings, Gemini. Make sure you get off to a good start. Difficult decisions await you. Don’t be too impulsive. Have yourself a Moscow Mule and calm down.

Cancer (June 22 – July 22)

Now is the time to work on balance, especially financially. Your social life will be abuzz, but don’t forget to keep your other responsibilities in check. If you have to spend money, it might as well be on something strong. Go off on the vodka, baby. Shots are always cheapest and get the job done quickest.

Leo (July 23 – August 22)

You’ve got a lot on your plate, Leo. Your party month is over and it’s time to buckle down and get to work. Look for opportunities and the hard work you put in will pay off. Your hard work deserves some reward this month, so get yourself a night out and a Cosmopolitan to celebrate.

Cam Deville

Cam Deville


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