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Cotton Bowl Gives Student One Last Chance To Wear Pants-less Jerseys

This Friday, Ohio State will take to the field one last time for the Cotton Bowl held in Texas. While most will be watching from their homes in the grand old state of Ohio, others will be making a trip of it out to Texas. 

This is not to say that the trip will be exclusively for the Buckeyes, but rather because lady-bucks have no idea how to watch an Ohio State game with pants under their oversized jerseys.

Given the temperature in Ohio is around 16 degrees compared to the 50-degree weather in Texas, it makes more sense for lady buckeyes to travel so their fragile legs do not freeze under the weight of their stupidity.

Therefore the Bucks may actually get more support than expected by the cold legs and warm hearts of their favorite Ohio-representative fans: the drunk hoes. How lucky. 

Olivia Balcerzak

Olivia Balcerzak

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