Jake from Threes (write-in)
Is this Jake from State Farm? No, this is Jake from Threes! We’re sure you know him. He’s that guy that more than likely hit you with a tidal wave during your first visit, he’s popped open your champagne bottles throughout the week, and he makes sure your hand is never without a drink. Just be nice and tip him handsomely because he busts his ass so yours can get all weird and wavy on the weekend.