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A Disney+ Christmas Carol (In the style of Joy To The World)

Joy to the world, Disney+ is come!
Let earth receive the streams!
Let ev’ry heart prepare for Groot,
and hear the Wildcats sing,
and Teen Beach Movie sing,
and watch boomers and Karens in Encore! sing.

Joy to the earth, Mandalorian reigns! 
Watch Mando steal Baby Yoda,
not take off his helmet, and refuse to kiss a babe
Because that is the way,
Because that is the way,
guns are his religion, and that is the way!

No more let the nostalgia grow,
go stream the old movies
Like Camp Rock or the Cheetah Girls
far as your heart can take,
or far as your wallet can take,
and make sure you re-watch That’s so Raven.

Disney+ rules the world with ESPN,
and makes the nations poor
With all of Star Wars, and Christmas flicks
like Snowglobe and Noelle,
and Full-Court Miracle,
And of course don’t forget Home Alone!

Nicole Pizarro

Nicole Pizarro

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