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10 Hilarious Pickup Lines That Would Probably Never Work

1. Are your eyes an IKEA store? Because I’m lost in them!


2. Excuse me, is your name Earl Grey? Because you look like a hot tea!

3. Are you Netflix? Because I could watch you for hours.

4. Are you Harambe’s enclosure? Because I wanna drop a kid inside of you!

5. If Internet Explorer is brave enough to ask to be your default browser, I should be brave enough to ask you out.

6. Woah, you look exactly like my future ex-husband!

7. Let’s go back to my place and do the things I’ll tell everyone we did anyways…

8. Dang, you make my palms sweaty. knees weak, arms spaghetti…

9. If I were to ask you out on a date, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?

10. I don’t have a library card, but do you mind if I check you out?

Greg Berrigan


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