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What to do if You Forgot Fathers Day

Fathers Day was Sunday and if you’re a shit, young-adult who cares too much about their foot-in-the-door pyramid-scheme “career” or are scared shitless over whether or not you, too will have to celebrate this holiday next year, you forgot about it. It’s okay because unlike Mother’s Day where all Hell will break loose if you forget, Fathers Day is a little different. You have 1 of 3 options:

 

  1. Try Again Next Year: If you or your mom didn’t make a big deal about it being Fathers Day by bombarding him with your unwanted presence, just try again next year because chances are, he didn’t know it was Father’s Day either.
  2. Quickly Buy A Present and Send it Via Amazon Prime: Quickly buy dad a present for fathers day and send it via Amazon Prime because he probably doesn’t understand modern day shipping and thinks you ordered it weeks ago and it is just arriving now (or he doesn’t care). Will you get the satisfaction of seeing all the sexist ads all over every department store claiming this is a gift “dad would love”? No, but you see them on commercials every year anyways so you won’t feel deprived at all.
  3. Apologize: Say sorry and your dad most likely won’t give a damn.
Olivia Balcerzak

Olivia Balcerzak

why can't I put the entire lyrics of bohemian rhapsody in here

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