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Table Topics For Work Holiday Parties That Aren’t About Work

“Did you hear about Jessica S. in accounting?” Not this year!

It’s your office holiday party! LIT! But you also don’t know what the fuck to talk about outside of work that isn’t work or Betty, the one person you work with that has gained weight and also you all hate. Here are some ways to remedy this:

Table Topics For Work Party:

  1. Your family
  2. The weather
  3. How bout them bucks
  4. Your kids
  5. Their kids
  6. Your credit score
  7. How sad you are about your crippling student loan debt as a 40-year-old
  8. Dogs
  9. Other animals that aren’t dogs
  10. Music
  11. How fucking dry Ashley’s chicken dish was
  12. Millennials
  13. The new GOP Tax bill
  14. Abortion
  15. Gay rights
  16. Embarrassing stories from your childhood
  17. Your relationship
  18. Their relationship
  19. How single and lonely you’ve been for the past several years without sounding lame
  20. How drunk you’re already feeling off of that one strong glass of wine Patrick poured
  21. Your outfit
  22. Their outfit
  23. Your current health problems
  24. How tired you are
  25. The current state of our nation
Olivia Balcerzak

Olivia Balcerzak

why can't I put the entire lyrics of bohemian rhapsody in here

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    Sam Rocco. I regret SO much not getting to know you better or ask you out last year. Coffee when I get back this fall?

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    The guy who ran shirtless down Hudson the other day. When’s the next show?

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    Julie Cohen holy ever loving shit are you single????????? Very friggin interested here

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    Not me for being a junior and STILL not having gone to an OSU game (damn you ticket prices)

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    Bars on high, you cured my depression by replacing it with alcoholism

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