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Spooky Stories in 9 Words or Less

There are just a few combinations of words that will always send shivers down your spine as a college student.It’s like hearing that blood-curdling screech of your alarm in the morning. While non-students may not understand, we’re sure you’ll get each and every one of these super short spooky stories.

And the professor said there’s no extra credit”

“The party is free with student ID… before 7”

“Noon kickoff.”

“I right-swiped you on accident”

“The event didn’t even have free food”

“The game is delayed because of weather”

“Anybody wanna go to Morrill for dinner?”

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“Let’s go to Big Bar tonight”

“Let’s go to Bulls tonight”

“Michigan beats Ohio State in a stunner!”

“Today’s class is gonna run a little long”

“Mandatory floor meeting… five minutes from now.”

“Both the textbook and attendance are mandatory”

“I’ll be honest… this class isn’t gonna be easy.”

“Alright, everyone, turn in your homework now”

“No alcohol permitted on the premises”

“Hi! Can I interest you in joining…”

“This exam is worth 50% of your grade”

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Girl in elevator at Thompson on Tuesday night around 10. We both went to the 4th floor. You’re pretty af. Like this!

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Does anyone prefer Asians? (Guy or girl)

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Kyle Myers is sooo cute wow

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Jason Mo-fucking-moa. God.

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I got f*cked by a handful of professors this semester. Not literally, just metaphorically. Finals suck.

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