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SATIRE: Hashtags Don’t Work On Millennials

Breaking: new #insight has revealed that including more #hashtags while communicating with the #youth does not speak to millennials—despite how many #adults try it.

There has been a recent trend taking place that involves using hashtags as a communication tool among college students via email subject headings and within the body of the actual email. This cute method is the perfect way for adults to both connect with millennials all while completing their underlying goal of insulting each individual’s intelligence, one hashtag at a time.

In fact, the more #hashtags used in any given sentence, the more #stupid the messengers actually #think #the #intended #audience #is. 

Who gave baby boomers phones and how can we make this trend #stop?

Olivia Balcerzak

Olivia Balcerzak

why can't I put the entire lyrics of bohemian rhapsody in here

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