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OSU Band Sex Playlist For All Situations

For the Minute Man: “Hang on Sloopy”

For the ‘Shit Now She Knows I Was Lying About The Size’: “Hang on Sloopy” again

For the Long Run: Across The Field, Carmen Ohio X5, Across The Field again

For the Cherry Popper: Buckeye Battle Cry

For the Continuous Missionary: Carmen Ohio

For the Poor Soul Who Has an Actual Chode: Round On The End and High In The Middle

For the International Sex: Le Regiment de Sambre et Meuse

For the Whiskey Dick: Let’s Go, Bucks!

For the Older Man/Woman: Fanfare of a New Generation

For the Screamer: Campus Echoes

For When You’re Fucking A Michigan Fan: We Don’t Give A Damn For The Whole State of Michigan

Olivia Balcerzak

Olivia Balcerzak

why can't I put the entire lyrics of bohemian rhapsody in here

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Girl with curly brown hair at berry cafe. You are really cute and I really want to get to know you.

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The boys we exchange anonymous nightly “whoop” noises with between Smeeb and Park-Strad. Reveal yourselves.

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Colin Quinn is a cutie and I wish I had the nerve to talk to him

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Caleb Griffin the poli sci major is a snack

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Haley Guggenheim – is short and cute

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