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Opinion: The Apple “I” Glitch Benefits Ohioans

Since the new IOS update, some may have begun to notice an issue with the word “I” as it autocorrects to A ?. If you’re a conceded little bitch you probably noticed this a much longer time ago. 

However, despite the sappy posts on Facebook made less sincere by an “A ? love you” and sincere breakup texts made less dramatic by “A ? slept with your cousin,” the Apple glitch has greatly benefited Ohioans over all. 

You see, Ohioans favorite thing to do is to make an O-H-I-O with their arms and take a picture of themselves because all their other pictures wearing all scarlet and gray or in the middle of bum fuck no where eating corn is not evidence enough that they’re from Ohio. However, college students are also super cheap and live with more people than they should causing the existential issue of having 4 friends– the less than ideal number of people to make the O-H-I-O. 

So, the less-likable 5th friend who always ends up being the photographer, this Apple glitch is for you. 

You have survived years of being the 5th friend, pretending like your arms are tired or that you don’t like photos so your friends don’t feel weird when they don’t include you in their O-H-I-O. Your whole life has been spent not being an O-H-I-hoe with the rest of your friends and Apple decided enough is enough.

Now you have the option to be the A or ? in your next friendship picture as I has taken on a new role. Run with it. 

Shout out to @OHfoodtruckfind for the photo!

Olivia Balcerzak

Olivia Balcerzak

why can't I put the entire lyrics of bohemian rhapsody in here

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