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New Holiday Albums To Listen To With Criticisms

No song is perfect, besides “Nobody Is Perfect,” By Hannah Montana and “All I Want For Christmas Is You,” By Mariah Carey. OK, “Bad and Boujee” is pretty damn close to perfect too.

  1. Fantasia: Christmas After Midnight
    • Nothing bad to say about Fantasia.
  2. Sia: Everyday is Christmas
    • Side-note, this is not true, Sia, nice try.
  3. Pentatonix: A Pentatonix Christmas
    • This honestly sounds horrible and Pentatonix is full of themselves for making an album to commemorate themselves but some people are into this.
  4. Herb Alpert: The Christmas Wish
    • Parents like jazz and old people are coming over for the holidays, so this makes a good gift.
  5. 98 degrees: Let It Snow
    • Album cover may (definitely) be their family Christmas Card
  6. Gwen Stefani: You Make it Feel Like Christmas 
    • WHO, GWEN?
  7. Blake Shelton: Cheers, It’s Christmas 
    • Y i k e s.
  8. Cheap Trick: Christmas Christmas
    • This will hurt your ears but maybe in a good way.
  9. Reba McEntire: My Kind of Christmas 
    • Holy shit who else didn’t think Reba looked like that?
  10. Multiple Artists: Now That’s What I Call Christmas
    • Ariana Grande AND Justin Bieber? Is this a middle school wet dream?
Olivia Balcerzak

Olivia Balcerzak

why can't I put the entire lyrics of bohemian rhapsody in here

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Sam Rocco. I regret SO much not getting to know you better or ask you out last year. Coffee when I get back this fall?

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The guy who ran shirtless down Hudson the other day. When’s the next show?

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Julie Cohen holy ever loving shit are you single????????? Very friggin interested here

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Not me for being a junior and STILL not having gone to an OSU game (damn you ticket prices)

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Bars on high, you cured my depression by replacing it with alcoholism

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