1870 Mag

A Letter From the Fuckboy Poetry Book

You’re number 4 in my snapchat but 3 in my heart,

I like you when we’re together but eh when apart.


If I’m out and you’re out we should go home together,

Unless of course there’s inadequate weather.


But you still hold a best friends place as top 5,

This calls for a celebratory dinner which you can both pay for and drive.


Hey please come to this party,

With your other friends and not me.

But I’ll see you there, maybe!


It’s not that I don’t want to see you I’m just a busy guy,

Me and the boys are giving a new beer a try.


You may be number 4 but there others are just nudes,

I mean if you sent more, you could be up there too.


I’m not trying to treat your heart as a toy,

I’m just saying it straight as your local fuckboy.

Olivia Balcerzak

Olivia Balcerzak

why can’t I put the entire lyrics of bohemian rhapsody in here



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