A series of in depth reporting by the fake, liberal news media has found that leaked twitter dm’s by Putin and Trump during the primary elections further proving Russia’s ties to America.
“We got ahold of the 5th grader that runs Trump’s twitter account and bribed him with candy to give us a quick look at his dm’s,” reporter Larson Median said. “After scrolling past countless hateful direct messages, we found one conversation with Putin and knew we had struck gold.”
Median said while the conversation mostly consisted of funny, inappropriate memes, they did find one message from Trump to Putin sent over a year ago with a YouTube link leading directly to the music video of The All American Reject’s song “Dirty Little Secret” released in 2005.
“At first we thought this was nothing more than a catchy tune shared between two friends but then we got to thinking—that album was released in 12 years ago—there’s no way this is news to Putin,” Median said.
The lyrics “I’ll keep you my dirty little secret” followed by “Who has to know?” has struck controversy across all media outlets regarding the meaning of this.
“There is also some drama with Donald Trump Jr., but I think we have a good lead here and I wouldn’t want to give up this story to write yet another one about emails,” Median said. “That would just be silly.”