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Emo Punk Rock Band Uses Firework Noises as Inspiration for New Song “Firework Noises”

An emo punk rock band “Suck It You Dumb Bitch” took a group bonding trip to see the fireworks after their group counselor said they needed some “quality time together”. Little did they know, the band got much more than expected: some inspiration.

“Usually we just use the sounds that come to us which is usually just a lot of screaming and hitting shit,” Zane Knife, lead singer of the band said. “When Ovo ended up tearing the strings off his 5th guitar this year and Alex broke his drums again, we had to switch plans.”

Since “Suck It You Dumb Bitch” didn’t want to switch their musical style, they took a different route looking for inspiration.

“We decided to start smoking in other locations other than the places we usually smoke to see if we could hear other things besides that fat whore upstairs fucking her boyfriend,” Knife said.

After getting no inspiration other than the soft noise of a children on a playground and loud grunts from the neighborhood pedo jacking off alongside, the band thought they were a shit out of luck.

“We were like shittttttttt gotta get a real job now,” Knife said.

It wasn’t until the trip to the fireworks that the group saw an infinite change to their band, using the booming sound of booms as inspiration for their newest song “firework noises” set to be released within a few days.

“Yeah so firework noises is something we got from listening to fireworks and I’m going to be the lead vocalist. I’ll be saying boom a lot,” Knife said.

When asked if he thought it would be a huge hit, Knife said, “probably not.”

Olivia Balcerzak

Olivia Balcerzak

why can’t I put the entire lyrics of bohemian rhapsody in here



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