Pass or fail, we are getting hammered.
1 shot: Every floor of Thompson you have cried in.
1/2 shot: Every class you slept through.
1 shot: If your friend had to sign the attendance sheet for you.
1 shot: Every class you made it through without saying a damn word to anyone around you.
1 shot: Every group member who didn’t do shit in your group project.
Finish your beer: If you were the group member who didn’t do shit in your group project.
1/2 shot: Every time you kissed a professors ass over email in hopes of changing a grade.
1 shot: Every time you cried in a professors office hours.
2 shots: Every all-nighter pulled this semester.
1 shot: Every class you skipped for another class.
1/2 shot: Every time you hung up on your family because you didn’t have time to talk.
1 shot: Every time you had casual sex with someone you knew you shouldn’t to escape the stress of the semester.
5 shots: If you are a graduating senior that won’t be graduating now due to this semester.
17 shots: If you are a senior and you are going to graduate.