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Depressing End of Semester Drinking Game

Pass or fail, we are getting hammered.

1 shot: Every floor of Thompson you have cried in.

1/2 shot: Every class you slept through.

1 shot: If your friend had to sign the attendance sheet for you.

1 shot: Every class you made it through without saying a damn word to anyone around you.

1 shot: Every group member who didn’t do shit in your group project.

Finish your beer: If you were the group member who didn’t do shit in your group project.

1/2 shot: Every time you kissed a professors ass over email in hopes of changing a grade.

1 shot: Every time you cried in a professors office hours.

2 shots: Every all-nighter pulled this semester.

1 shot: Every class you skipped for another class.

1/2 shot: Every time you hung up on your family because you didn’t have time to talk.

1 shot: Every time you had casual sex with someone you knew you shouldn’t to escape the stress of the semester.

5 shots: If you are a graduating senior that won’t be graduating now due to this semester.

17 shots: If you are a senior and you are going to graduate.

Olivia Balcerzak

Olivia Balcerzak

why can't I put the entire lyrics of bohemian rhapsody in here

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