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Defend Your Home: Trash Talking Rutgers

The Buckeye Standup Comedy Club dishes out some trash talking tips for OSU’s home games.

We as Ohio State fans are known for a few things: winning games, drinking beer, and trash talking the opposing team. Iconic moments in Ohio State trash talking history like when Marcus Hall flipped the bird to the entire Michigan stadium come to mind, and keeping traditions alive is something we must do as fans. No, we can’t get on the field and let the opposing team know your feelings towards them, but we sure as hell can yell it at the fans in the stands.

The Buckeye Standup Comedy Club is no newcomer when it comes to cracking jokes and they don’t shy away when football season rolls around. There’s tons of ways to laugh about these teams. Take our little brother, Michigan, for example. Their head coach eats boogers, probably wears khakis to bed, and is afraid of chickens. But, do we really need to trash talk Michigan? We’ve been handing them L’s on the field for who knows how long now.

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As for the rest of the teams OSU faces this year? They are open and free game. With a few fun facts about each university and state, here’s how the BSCC is talkin’ trash to OSU’s unfortunate opponents this year.

Rutgers Scarlet Knights

Fun facts about New Jersey

  1. New Jersey is commonly referred to as “the armpit of America.”
  2. Jersey Shore. Just Jersey Shore.
  3. Ohio State has outscored Rutgers 163-7 in the last three meetings.
  4. New Jersey once tried to claim “eminent domain” on an elderly woman’s house so Donald Trump could build a limo parking lot on the space.
  5. It is illegal to slurp your soup in New Jersey.

New Jersey is often seen as just a highway between NYC and Philadelphia, in that way Rutgers is like a rest stop, somewhere to take a break and then move on to somewhere else more fulfilling. — Andrew Muller

Did you know that the last time Rutgers scored a point against Ohio State, Fetty Wap had the #1 album in the country? — Joseph Grunenwald

New Jersey is known for having shitty obnoxious people but not as shitty and obnoxious as New York City. New Jersey is shitty at being shitty. — Andrew Muller

You know someone is from New Jersey when they say they’re from New York, but whispers in case a real New Yorker hears them. — Andrew Muller

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Want more trash talking tips for Ohio State’s home games this season? Check out our other guides!

Defend Your Home: Tulane

Defend Your Home: Nebraska

Defend Your Home: Indiana

Defend Your Home: Minnesota

Feature photo by David Heasley.

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The cashier girl at the 2nd & high chipotle snorted when she came out to the lobby and we started talking.

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niall horan-lookalike brendan who lives in smeeb

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The two blondes in front of me in Hitchcock rn I’ll let either of you cheat off me on this midterm for your number(s)

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idk maybe someone who actually says how they feel instead of using an anonymous twitter account ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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To the blonde girl in the purple MTV sweatshirt, id love to show you around my crib.

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