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Couple Has Brilliant Idea to Bang in the Car During Fireworks

A young couple, Dana and Dan, residing in Dublin, Ohio had the brilliant idea of fucking in the back seat of Dan’s Honda Civic during the fireworks this 3rd of July.

“Oh my gosh please don’t say it tehe,” Dana Grace, 19-year-old sales representative at TJ-Maxx said. “It’s just our little plan that can be our little secret.”

Her boyfriend, Dan Shummer, 18-year-old chef at Handys said he is excited to take the journey of having sex in a car for the first time.

“What? Of course I’m not a virgin. Why would you ask if I was a virgin? Do you really think that I would want to have sex for the first time in a car…that’s not what virgins do…and I wouldn’t know because it’s been so long since I have been a virgin…but this is definitely not at all my first time having sex, no sir,” virgin Shummer said with sweat trickling down his peach fuzz to get caught in his quarter zip sweater.

Shummer said the fireworks would be a romantic event and would drown out the sound of Dana orgasmically screaming during the dick appointment.

“I think most people drive to the fireworks to actually watch them, but we aren’t like most people,” Grace said. “I think that’s why my man is so special, he thinks of things no one else would.”

Olivia Balcerzak

Olivia Balcerzak

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