Cake or pie? The battle is a long and storied one, and everyone has a take. Taking that into account here, we put it to a Twitter poll.
— 1870 Magazine (@1870mag) June 5, 2018
And when the dust settled, cake reigned supreme over pie. The options of yellow, chocolate or ice cream seem a bit limited to the wide array of selections of pies, the fluffy goodness of cake ensured the victory here.
This is absolutely the right decision because pretty much all pies are awful, with very few exceptions. French silk/chocolate and those banana pudding pies with the Nilla wafers on top are pretty much the only pies worth eating. Oh, and chicken pot pies. Fight me.