The nation tuned in to hear rumors of Beyonces birth after her pregnancy announcement on Instagram hushed Hollywood’s notice of her weight gain and her fan bases need to aggressively defend her new, thicc look.
However after birthing twins this weekend with no release of photos or, really, any content to give the audience, rumors have been flying.
One rumor leaked by a nurse in the hospital unit claims that the twins, a boy and girl, cried in perfect harmony shortly after giving birth, putting all other infants in the newborn nursery to a calm sleep.
“I can’t keep it a secret anymore, those two twins are angels sent from above,” nurse Alex Black said. “When the cry softly it sounds a bit like a lullaby but when they sob, now that, that’s hard rock.”
Black said immediately following their birth—which it is also rumored Beyonce did not have to push for, rather she sneezed and the two were born—the two took a couple minutes to find each others pitch of cry before harmonizing.
“This is the first time I have ever seen a group of infants asleep at once in the same room without crying,” Black said tearing up. “It’s magical.”
Black has since been fired from his job for releasing information about the birth. He said he is doing well and has seen all he needs to see in life and is happy for the experiences he got.