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5 Ways to Woo Your Professor on Reading Day

When all else fails, woo like you’ve never woo’d before.

It’s reading day. You haven’t studied and are not planning on studying anytime so you must do what you do best: woo. Here is how to properly woo your professor into giving you that A without actually having to give them that D.

  1. Send flowers to their office: Women love this and men might feel threatened by it. Either way they will feel the need to give you an A.
  2. Send a Christmas card to their office: Get a little comfy with your professor at office hours by sending them your house/family Christmas card. This is a great way to make them feel like they are a part of your family and now they need to give you an A for your family.
  3. Write them a strongly worded email: Profs love emails and they will be checking it ALLLLL day.
  4. Prime them to giving you an A by showing up at their office wearing clothing with several A’s on it.
  5. Crop yourself into their family photos and send it to them: This is creepy, not wooing but it works the same.
Olivia Balcerzak

Olivia Balcerzak

why can't I put the entire lyrics of bohemian rhapsody in here

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