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5-Step Recovery From Beer and Burger Week

Last week (614) Magazine and the Ohio Beef Council hosted the Burger & Beer Week, because American’s need more motivation to overindulge in red meat and beer and dammit if a good deal isn’t a reason to do so, what the hell is?

Under normal circumstances (and wife’s demands) many people are unmotivated to eat a burger and drink beer every single day, but Burger & Beer Week was different. Burger & Beer Week was a time of intense eatery, comradery and happiness.

As with any great thing ending, there is a recovery process that must take place before people truly get over their sadness of it being over. Here is a 5 step recovery process for the ending of Burger & Beer Week.

  1. Buy New Clothes– not because you’ve drank and eaten too much to not fit into your old clothes but because your old clothes now remind you of beer and burger week.
  2. Delete Old Pictures Together
  3. Eat Salad For A Week So Next Week’s Food Tastes Good
  4. Cry
  5. Mark Your Calendar For Beer and Burger Week Next Year
Olivia Balcerzak

Olivia Balcerzak

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