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48 Things We’d Rather Do Than Hear Richard Spencer Talk

In case you are unfamiliar, Richard Spencer is the douschy alt-right white supremacist that OSU recently denied to let on campus. Thank God. To celebrate, here are 48 things we would rather do than listen to that shit bag spew his hate.

  1. Listen to Taylor Swift’s New Song on Repeat
  2. Eat at Morrill Tower
  3. Gouge my eyes out
  4. Cry
  5. Give live birth
  6. Receive a dry, uninterested hand-job
  7. Give a dry, uninterested hand-job
  8. Go vegan
  9. Go to your cousin’s graduation
  10. Attend a not-open-bar wedding
  11. Remember your own loneliness
  12. Shave legs
  13. Walk behind slow people
  14. Listen to grandma slurp
  15. Chew loudly
  16. Clean up shit
  17. Have dirty feet
  18. Listen to a frat guy explain feminism
  19. Bathe a cat
  20. And also your mom
  21. Go dry (drinking alcohol)
  22. Go dry (having sex)
  23. Go to Michigan
  24. Be on a delayed flight
  25. Wake up at 5 a.m.
  26. Get sea sick
  27. Get home from a long day of work to my sibling in the shower
  28. Break a new canister of lipstick immediately after opening it
  29. Get cheated on
  30. Get baptized again
  31. Redo middle school
  32. Eat a soggy sandwich
  33. Have prune-y hands
  34. Stand under a flashing light
  35. Drink shit voluntarily
  36. Shit at your boyfriend’s house
  37. Listen to that one aunt’s laugh
  38. Receive a dick pic you weren’t curious about
  39. Hear about someone else’s love life while I’m single as fuck
  40. Have chipped nails
  41. Gain weight
  42. Watch reality TV
  43. Watch IT
  44. Moist, penetrate, soggy
  45. Remember that your parents had sex to have you
  46.  Sit next to someone who smells bad
  47. Have him stay for brunch
  48. Continually get kicked out of OSU’s Wifi
Olivia Balcerzak

Olivia Balcerzak

why can't I put the entire lyrics of bohemian rhapsody in here

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