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10 Scapegoats For Ohio State’s Loss

If you know anything about Ohio State, you know that it is the best damn school in the United States and anything that as much as challenges that fact gets immediately shut down by a a comprehensive list of scapegoats. Here’s 10 of those for the Oklahoma game:

  1. The Refs: Whatever happens, it is the reff’s fault. They’re biased against OSU even when they make an incorrect call in OSU’s favor, which totally didn’t happen in the game at all.
  2. T.: What a sucky-ass quarterback. He wasn’t even that good when we won the National Championship bring Cardale back.
  3. The Freshmen: Their damn lanyards flapping around distracted J.T.
  4. Urban Meyer
  5. That was a fucking test, your bitch ass better never blame Daddy Meyer. You blame your own grandmother before you blame Urban.
  6. The System: The system is broke. That’s why the Bucks lost.
  7. Michigan: There is absolutely no reason to not blame Michigan for anything ever.
  8. The Alcohol: ‘“Blame it on the a a a a a alcohol” –Jamie Foxx -1870
  9. That One Person Whose Presence Always Makes the Bucks Lose: You told them to leave the game at halftime and their bitch asses didn’t listen so guess who suffered because of it?
  10. Oklahoma: Not because they played better but because they cheated and that’s how they won and there can absolutely be no other reason.
Olivia Balcerzak

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